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SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?


TAGS: scooby doo scooby doo anime manga series hanna barbera hanna barbera shaggy velma daphne
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by jalford

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:49 am
Wardrobe change and we're good to go.
RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
that would be AWESOME hell I'd watch that
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Does this yield any answers?
kaoruhikaru - March 20, 2010, 8:02 pm
omg it sooo much better love the new look
Woodywood03a - March 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Scooby-Doo kind of sucked before, now you awarding with crown of suckiness. Just a personal opinion of course.
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Win and Awesome. Also go for the nerdy chicks. Cause under the clothes and glasses is a sex goddess.
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:43 am
lol that would be so awesome, i love it, and the funny part is that velma is always hotter than daphne.
Ceasar - October 26, 2009, 12:22 pm
who cares the version, velma is always hotter than daphne
Jaubrey - October 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Scooby Doo, House, Mad Libs...they're all the same.
aaa - October 21, 2009, 6:35 pm
I like it here. VELMA IS HOT!!
Josh Phrite - October 15, 2009, 11:01 am
This would be fucking insane
Claire - October 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
No.
Jake Eagle - October 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
for the love of god, dont make this happen. freddy looks like a bitch from a generic JRPG with the stupid black uniform and shaggy looks twice as retarded as daphnie's jacket with the stupid black uniform. the dude with the sword looks cool though
tehsupercheez - September 27, 2009, 2:02 pm
this would be awesome!
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
*>.< and a scooby doo anime would be awesome too :o
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:05 pm
i love scooby doo :o ive seen all of the old episodes, :D the new ones arent as good >.
peoplezmeat0000000001 - September 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
FAIL
Greasey435 - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
FAIL
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN!!! Fail
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:37 pm
This is so fail XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 10:18 pm
Please lord, don't make this happen.
LOLOLOL - September 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
The comments are F U N N Y
mattb - August 4, 2009, 11:52 am
not f*cking cool at all
Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 11:53 am
Jesus christ, way to fuck up some of my favorite childhood memories...
HITMAN!219 - July 26, 2009, 8:46 pm
ID WATCH IT EVERYDAY RERUN OR NOT


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




VELMA IS SEXY! - JINKIES!


TAGS: velma scooby doo scooby doo saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 2:01 pm
(shaking head in shame.) Been there, done her and got the t-shirt.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 9:30 am
I always DID like Velma more than Daphne...I knew she was hiding something (or 2 somethings) in that sweater!
doofenshmirtz - July 29, 2009, 9:16 am
DUUUDE!!!! That would be cool if that actually looked like velma except for the outfit. I am tempted to tunnel you and EPIC FAIL!!!


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are sexy as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am
LOL


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ezonya

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


DOOMED -


TAGS: we are all doomed
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

birddseedd - November 25, 2012, 12:27 am
A woman who wanted sex???
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Nonsense, I know of one man who lived into his 80s, was an expert on art who masturbated often. He even got married, but his wife divorced him because after 5 years they never consummated it, even though she wanted to.
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROR! Too funny Airman!


Honesty -


TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!


VELMA OR DAPHNE? - The NEW "Betty or Veronica" debate!


TAGS: daphne velma scooby doo scooby doo hanna barbera
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by jalford

LordKraven - December 23, 2010, 10:06 am
Due the geeky chicks are always freaks. Bang Velma then make Daphne feel jealous and she will bang you too. Done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 3:16 am
It's sad that you know that.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:49 am
I'm 24, the same age Jack Bauer was when he first put electrodes on a nameless Arab's testicles.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:48 am
I remember that Movie.....how old are you No use?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:46 am
An unhealthy sexual attraction to cartoons? Somebody never watched Cool World...actually a lot of people did not see Cool World...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:42 am
If you want a virgin you should get to know the creator of this lame ass poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:39 am
And you want it to be the first time for both of you?
ryan - July 23, 2009, 2:36 am
i would go with velma because we all know daphne ain't a virgin...
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:49 pm
Exactly... we spent two weeks there, and I loved the sound... after a couple days.
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:48 pm
Hence the coqui fetish!! coque?? Man my PR is terrible!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:44 pm
Never heard of it.... and I had a puerto rican girlfriend for 8 years! Go figure. BUT... thanks, MO... duly noted. Then again, rum usually beats my a55.
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:39 pm
Yo Aggy, I'm still not feeling quite right from that cheap rum. Castillo silver....never heard if you've heard of it. I'm just gonna go ahead and let you all know that you should steer clear....thump, thump.....blaaarrrggg!!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:36 pm
LOL TTH
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:36 pm
Sooo Trash? Whaddya think of The Brak Show?
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
I stick to real women too (not enough tissues)
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:30 pm
Nothing can replace the Betty/Veronica debate... nor Ginger/MaryAnn. On second thought, I'll stick to real women.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:34 pm
Daphne is a babe, but Velma would put the HURT on you in the best possible way!


FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook Hotel (The Shining)?


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by sparky444

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


JINKIES! - Va-va-Velma!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by jalford

BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 11:26 am
What's with all the recent Velma posters?
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:20 am
I love women in glasses.... they are quiet but the way they move, watch out!!!!!


WHEN YOU SEE IT - You Will Shit Bricks. (Dec 21, 2012 "Doomsday" Refrence.)


TAGS: 2012 doomsday
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 10:49 am
The explanation at the bottom kinda kills the joke.
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 6:12 pm
Its sweet that the 21st is a friday cause im gona celebrate it like new years


VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.




HISTORY -


TAGS: those who fail are doomed to repeat
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
Hey there, Produceman... welcome. If you get a moment... say hello... http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&start=330
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
It would be the same with Hockey up here.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
America will be mostly concerned with whether or not a Western war would affect the playing of the Super Bowl.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Figures.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:43 am
Ah, WW3. Where the Canadians will be fighting the Alaskans and America will be too busy fighting the super power of the Hawaii-Argentina coalition.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
Time-capsule this one. When WW3 starts... this is why.


PRINCE LOTOR - Jabba the Hutt ain't got SHIT on me!




COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


SCOTSMEN -




PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.


TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Watcher

rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am

post to motitwist too


DESOLATION -


TAGS: bumper cars of doom
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - April 16, 2011, 9:22 pm

works either way. 5 RADs of nuclear fallout
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:07 pm
Thank you. But now I think I shoulda stopped after the first line. Would notta been funny, but depressing. On MotiFake that's just as good. Sometimes even better.
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:51 pm
5L, good stuff Sean.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 11:11 am
High 5 for dead clowns.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 9:41 pm
That's universal. 5


THANKS - for the advice, you genius




CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


SILVER LINING? -




DON'T ASK - If you find a hair in your food


TAGS: vagina tandoori
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

spacedog - October 9, 2009, 2:46 pm
Isn't tandoori pretty spicy? Probably not where you'd want to have burning sensations.


TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*




20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




POLITICALLY CORRECT? -




AWKWARD MOMENT - When your child wants to know what Scooby Doo is doing ...


TAGS: awkward moment scooby doo doing
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:09 pm
I'm more worried about Sponge Bob.


BE PREPARED -


TAGS: impending doom poster cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

440wakeup - October 23, 2010, 7:24 pm
I believe you meant re-animation. Oh lotta shoulder and arm exposed , the eisier to bite you with.


I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart


JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.


TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by MustyK

reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty damn good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies


GIGANTA - They need more giant busty redheads in comics!




E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?




FOCUS -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor stare sun beach bikini sexy sea shell joke
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:23 am
I see some flowers but no seashell...5/5
Zed - September 20, 2009, 2:31 am
Sea shell? What, is that some new euphemism for tits???
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Sorry, all I see are the tread marks in the sand.


DEATH RAY -


TAGS: death ray reay doom
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:32 am
lol'd hard
Incorrigible010 - November 6, 2009, 1:51 am
Doubtful. Notice the highlights in the flume? They're called "Mach Diamonds" for good reason. :)
Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:40 pm
I'm loving fact being stranger than fiction. I wonder if you could mount that on a Light Armored Vehicle without launching it to the moon.
Hremsfeld - October 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
Guitboxer - June 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
Methane rockets look so cool, about time we did something with all those cow fumes!
will - May 8, 2009, 12:02 am
SHAZZZAAAM mother fucker
LogicDude - April 15, 2009, 4:17 pm
I tried to keep this off of eBay...I just didn't have any room to store it anymore!


DOOMSDAY DEVICE - I have the blueprints...


TAGS: doomsday device feminazis
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 10:17 am
ROFL! It serves as an even bigger distraction for our penises as not only are they at the end of the rainbow and in a Vagina but there is a disco in there... the rainbow ovaries give birth to suggestible clown that women can control, its the end I tell ya
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:26 pm
The horse, perhaps.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 9:24 pm
HA! Doomsday is right. She one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. Plague.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
If I'm reading it right, it's Rosie O'Donnell in XM stereo.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 9:10 pm
Disco ball? Whose blueprints? Madonna's?


TRUE FACE OF HUMANITY - Cause within every single one of us lies a raging psychopath


TAGS: true face humans winkledoodle
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Lolness

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
It's called a full sac.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 11:58 am
That's a 5 on the lunatic scale....well done!


REDNECK DOORBELL - How To Make Certain You Never Again Have Visitors




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


REAL MUSIC -


TAGS: the doors calendar great music
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

sureok - June 25, 2012, 5:44 pm
Very nice!!!!


DEAR RICH BASTARD -




THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




BENEVOLENT DICTATOR - I Love You All! Trust Me...I'm A Doctor


TAGS: doom
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 22, 2009, 6:29 pm
Awwww, good old Doomy! He's so avuncular!


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


THE DEVILS ADVOCATE -




OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




UH-OH! -


TAGS: epiphany doomed death serial killer
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
maybe she was "hiring" that barbarian to take care of the dirty work. easier to get away with it when you weren't there
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:30 am
Bring it. I've been shot before.. And arrow is fine. You gonna finish me off with a tomahawk?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:29 am
Not even an arrow?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
She's the goods here... there's no chance of a bullet heading my way.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Still not as powerful as the firearms I posted.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Careful Ag, she posted pictures of her learning to shoot a bow... unmatchable to the weapon that shot it, and silent
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:54 am
Atta girl... just be confused. Adorable.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:47 am
Ag- what?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:46 am
hey guys!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:45 am
Awwwwww.... you're gracious even in rejection.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:43 am
I would've like to see that. Haha this poster is good though.
5150monkeylove - November 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I had planned to use this pic as a Claire roast for over a month. I just couldn't find the right words for it
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Yep, she has tolerated me for almost 2 years and we are engaged. She was the motivation behind me getting back into Animal Control. @Culos, no worries, I got a pm about that naru/rose thing. Freak/s, you won't see that from us. She hardly logs in.
culos - November 23, 2010, 10:14 am
Just jerking, ignore previous comment...
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:59 am

Your comments lead me to believe that you are a legit two person couple.
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 9:55 am
I wasnt around for that thing. so I am not sure, but we actually get along.
culos - November 23, 2010, 4:23 am
Not another Narurosebrittarded situation I trust?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:29 pm
she may be back... who knows?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
sorry, I told her to make me a damn sammich
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:16 pm
and that one's crap too, but the third!! ah ha!! the third... is crap too, but the 4TH!! the 4th is damn near,... crap, but the 5th, the 5th, is where we get our true motivation..or is that the quart?, maybe the pint, I forget.
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:11 pm
All true. If say "It's crap", he works harder and comes up with a genius poster.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
made ALL the difference...5L
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
usually I just get the nod, but for some reason she really dived in to help
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:07 pm
she helped me change the title from EPIPHANY (said it was overused) and to Ecology professor from botany tutor. and changed field lab to study
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
;)
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Ty Grey! Finally someone sees my work!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Ouch.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
oh, and Autumn, nice poster
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
forum tab, log off far left
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:02 pm
obviously she has dyslexia... why else would she be with me? okey? wtf?
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:00 pm
Hi Grey *smooch*! I didn't know I was logged on. okey just read your comment to me. How do I log off?
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
oh, and she logged on to read this, you so SaWweeet....Hi Autumn
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
This one was a collaborative effort between Autumn and I. It would have been crap if it wasn't for her telling how she really felt. A big thank you to my better half.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

nice, dark and nice


PREMONITION - I had this overwhelming feeling of impending doom... and then it hit me.


TAGS: baseball doom timing
Rating: 4.43/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:49 pm
I was laughing my butt off before I even read the caption. Well done.
djinnyf - April 18, 2011, 10:49 am
This is such a lucky picture! But yeah, some people have weird reflexes.. like the woman who protects herself with her plate... or the guy (black shirt) who seem to think closing his eyes is enough.. or the guy who gets it, and didn't expect it at all! xx
NotoriousGIL - April 9, 2011, 8:54 am
Hey ICEMAN- just realized my av was a pic you used. Sorry for being so clueless; I pulled that off the net a while back, didn't know it was a poster here! Sorry!
NotoriousGIL - April 9, 2011, 3:45 am
Thanks man! I hadn't noticed that dude; I keep looking at the guy with the little girl in the foreground that is moving away but leaving her there!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:39 am
Oh yeah, NotoriousGIL, love your avatar: #122701
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:35 am
I love the look on the face of the guy in the black shirt at the top of the pic.


DOORS - They'll get you every time.




MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

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Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
Excellent.


A LITTLE GAME - Once I had a little game, I liked to crawl back into my brain, I think you know the game I mean, I mean the game called "go insane" ---The Doors


TAGS: hallucinogens the doors
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:45 am
Dammit! I just lost the game.


IT'S OKAY SEAN - I promise I won't hurt you !!


TAGS: sean s in deep doo doo
Rating: 2.8/5

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HtD - February 20, 2010, 3:14 am
Chubby chaser, huh?


VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


"Just You Wait Henry Higgins" -




DOOR LOCKS - This one's on the inside of Cubby's bedroom.




PHOTO BOMBER -




BACK DOOR FRUIT - Not That There Is Anything Wrong With It


TAGS: back door
Rating: 1.29/5


Put Up Your Dukes -


TAGS: octopus door hook
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 7:55 pm
Queensbury Rules, eh?
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm
Love this one
Iconoclast - August 13, 2013, 12:23 pm
Now I'll never look at coat hooks the same way. 5L


CUZ THEY SAID? -


TAGS: canadian enjoy outdoors
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:20 am
Thank you
GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:53 am
Love this one


MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

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Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...


THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -


TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


OPPURTUNITY -


TAGS: knock at door creepy find
Rating: 4.44/5

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caveman - February 18, 2012, 9:44 pm
yeah, it's supposed to be. Probably could have worded it better.
Verdeckt - February 18, 2012, 9:05 pm
Is the title part of the joke?


MANCUB JUNGLE -


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS -




BREAKING UP - Best explained through a doodle.




HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA - The fear of long words. Zoinks!


TAGS: fear scooby doo
Rating: 3.09/5

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Donkasaurus - October 20, 2010, 12:27 am
Iceman, highly doubt it.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:34 am
surprise butt secks for a scooby snack??
ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 2:58 am
Gee thanks. I hated living without knowing someone could teach me a word I already knew.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 2:42 am
For anyone seeking pronunciation its kind of like Hippo pot-o monstrasa skwip uh-dal-yuh phobia
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 2:38 am
For the record - If you don't believe this is a real word...google it. I feel the bastard that came up with it must have been pure evil...yeh...evil genius.


SCOOBY SNACKS - Where are they bitch?


TAGS: scooby snacks dooby doo velma
Rating: 2.83/5
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 8:44 am
Scooby Snatch?
TigerKid - May 12, 2009, 12:52 am
He already found it.


THE DOOR -




THE OUTDOORS - Haha, you're stuck behind a desk.


TAGS: work outdoors lake
Rating: 2.25/5

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God - June 22, 2008, 1:55 pm
It's in photoshop land you assholes.
Thor - March 19, 2008, 3:28 am
I am pretty sure that it must be Norway, somewhere on the West coast.
Tom - March 14, 2008, 6:47 pm
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!! *shakes fist in air*
Dave - March 14, 2008, 3:39 pm
Gorgeous shot, anyone know where it is?


WAIT! - what if its unlocked?




DESPAIR - I am in it!




FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: door locks
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

best security system in the world right here. Leave home & only lock half of them. At any given a thief will lock/unlock the while trying to get in....or just break a window.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
Got enough lock5 there?


Mass Panic -




CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -




BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.




ACID ROCK -


TAGS: doo doo do do do do doo doo doo
Rating: 4.5/5

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rnbw00 - July 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
I still have my original vinyl album. I had my sterio hooked up to some light speakers that would pulsate with color as it played. What a TRIP!
LinkFox101113 - December 31, 2010, 7:08 pm
Yeah, popped it in a MIDI composer. Sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 3:09 pm
and god it sounded good when I played the song
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 3:09 pm
I really don't try... It just oozes out of me
ICEMAN - November 1, 2010, 3:03 pm
You're one sick pup 5150. First monkeys & now fish.
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 1:49 pm
Its all your fault! Now I have to grab my bass and play.


COSPLAY WEDDING -


TAGS: bride groom fun doom cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Anonymous2 - August 7, 2010, 11:27 pm
Okay, I know that Disney bought Marvel, and Marvel & DC have teamed up on rare occasions, but why are Danger Mouse, Bubbles & Buttercup of the Powerpuff Girls, and Sally Jupiter of the Watchmen there?


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

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Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tranny, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


INNOVATION -


TAGS: backdoor shenanigans
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Not all are created equal!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:39 am
Marks in the back of the falcon with the wookie nookie all hopped up on near beer beer. Look what you started. I'm got the droids with the big big tittys....oh wait is that a knock at your door?? NOT NOT!!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:29 am
Let me guess. At this very moment yer outside, standing in the middle of my lawn, waiting for your great dane to finish taking his crap. Which you have no intention of stooping and scooping. Or it that Mark?
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:26 am
Once again...NOT NOT!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:21 am
Whoopee! The originator showed up to the party party! NOT NOT!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:14 am
That's it you two. I've had enough of yer chicanery. Get the hell away from my slightly flawed but otherwise brilliantly executed poster. Now. G-g-get!
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:19 pm
Pattern? Just make sure you keep the wookie away from the nookie. Otherwise it'll be as big as a house house...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Droid titties and near beer beer? I think there's a pattern forming here here.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:10 pm
Got it! Grab the one with the big big tittys!! I got the smokes and road/space beer beers. Crap all they got is near beer. Which aint near enough beer beer!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:06 pm
Screw it. Just drop a dime bag in one of their pockets and we'll take them anyway. The boss will never know know.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
These aren't the droids we're looking for? Damn it now we gotta go tell the boss. You tell him...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
It wasn't that bad bad. It gave me a ha ha.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
That was baaaad but hell it was worth a shot shot....not
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
These are not not the droids you're looking for.
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:58 pm
Maida....force be with you you!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:56 pm
Maida who who?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:50 pm
Maida
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's there there?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:35 pm
Start again.... Not not!
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
Roll with it Sean; not not! who's there?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:42 pm
Oh crap. I did a "not not". Damn.


BRAIN TEASERS - Can you find the door in this picture?


TAGS: brain teasers door
Rating: 2.92/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 1:56 pm
Bad


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - Ever since he saw Labyrinth as a child he always wanted to be a door knocker. The firey's just scared the hell out of him.




VICTOR VON DOOM - is not very pleased at the acquisition of Marvel Comics by Disney.




COURAGE - It's overrated... unless sandwiches taller than most people are involved.




DOOM CHILD - If he was ginger, I'd be shitting myself.


TAGS: doom child ginger blonde four eyes
Rating: 1.59/5

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Arpaleggia - October 27, 2008, 7:16 pm
If his name is Damian... oh shi-


I'm doomed -


TAGS: doomed i say
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:43 pm
Being the oldest, trust me, sucks worse than being the middle. Except maybe for one my sisters. 4 of us so that makes her...middle class? Bahaha love making fun of siblings when they aren't around to see it! 5L for the giggle Mr. Gary.


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


WARNING SIGN -


TAGS: park dog doodoo
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
Yipes. 5L


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